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HUGE VIRUS COMING!

Thanks to Donna C. & Many others for sharing this info!


I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!

I checked Snopes, and it is for real. Get this E-mail message sent around
to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message
with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK, 'regardless of who
sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns'
the whole hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in
his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail
to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than
to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a
friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the
worst virus announced by CNN.

It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet
for this kind of virus. This vir us simply destroys the Zero Sector of
the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER:
IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US


Check out 10 Weird Work Stories from 2009

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Posted Dec 11th 2009 6:03AM

Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com writer

crazy2009 marked another year of unforgettable occurrences in entertainment, politics and current events.

Barack Obama was inaugurated as the first African-American president of the United States. A global pandemic of the H1N1 virus, known as "swine flu," broke out. Rio de Janeiro was named the site of the 2016 Summer Olympics. Major American icons such as Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Sen. Ted Kennedy and Walter Cronkite passed away. Jon and Kate broke up.

In the midst of all of these happenings, other trends were going on in the job market. Unemployment numbers rose and fell. The number of jobless folks increased. Despite all of these dismal reports, a few other events caught our eye.

In case you missed them, here are 10 of the weirdest work stories and headlines we read this year:

1. 'Oops! Employee flips, damages borrowed Ferrari'

A 23-year-old woman driving her boss's borrowed Ferrari in California lost control of the car and flipped it, causing an estimated $125,000 in damage. The woman was unharmed, but her boss was said to be "irate." (MSNBC.com)


2. '34 hospitalized after co-worker sprays perfume'

When almost 150 people at a Texas bank call center became ill, reporting dizziness and shortness of breath, officials suspected carbon monoxide or some other toxic fume was the culprit. But when two people complained about dizziness after a co-worker sprayed perfume and then others began to feel sick, it was discovered that the perfume was to blame. Thirty-four people were taken to hospitals, 12 by ambulance, and 110 people were treated on the scene. No one knows what type of perfume was sprayed. (MSNBC.com)


3. 'Man hurt himself to "avoid work" '

Steven Reid, a 23-year-old hotel cleaner in Scotland, just wanted a day off of work. Rather than asking for one, Reid claimed he had been assaulted. To convince his boss, he took a razor from his pocket and repeatedly dragged it down his face. He also picked up a boulder and repeatedly hit himself on the head and body. He went to the police station to report "the assault." When asked about the incident, Reid said, "Looking back, I should have just phoned work and asked them for the day off." (BBC News)


4. 'Worker fired for all-caps e-mails'

Vicki Walker, of Auckland, New Zealand, was fired for sending e-mail messages in all-capital letters. The employer said that Walker's co-workers complained about her "shouty" and confrontational e-mails. Walker was awarded $11,500 on the premise that the company had no official e-mail style guide; therefore, her messages did not amount to grounds for dismissal. (UPI.com)


5. 'Bodybuilding firefighters accused of faking disability'

Two Boston firefighters were charged with fraud after they were caught bodybuilding -- despite having filed for disability. Albert Arroyo, 46, and James Famolare, 65, both sought accidental disability pensions after allegedly suffering injuries while on the job. Arroyo claimed he fell while walking in a fire station, saying it left him permanently disabled from the performance of his duties. Famolare claimed that he suffered a career-ending injury while moving a box of files. Arroyo was caught bodybuilding while on disability and prosecutors say he "failed to disclose his repeated visits to gyms where he trained for a May 2008 bodybuilding competition." (TheBostonChannel.com)


6. 'Washington Post features editor punches colleague over 'charticle''

Chaos ensued at The Washington Post when Henry Allen, 68, features editor, reportedly punched one of his writers in the head. According to The Washingtonian, a style editor at the Post assigned a semi-political story to writers Monica Hesse and Manuel Roig-Franzia, asking them to compile a list of disclosures made by congressmen who are being investigated for ethics violations. They came up with a 'charticle' with a dozen examples. Allen was outraged, apparently at their creativity, and let them know his feelings. In the midst of Allen's barrage, Roig-Franzia apparently said, "Oh, Henry, don't be such a [expletive]." That's when Allen lunged at Roig-Franzia and started throwing punches. Allen was reportedly banned from the newsroom, just before his Nov. 28 retirement. (Daily Finance)


7. 'Teller fired for foiling robbery'

Jim Nicholson was fired from his job as a bank teller at a Key Bank branch in Seattle after chasing down a bank-robbery suspect rather than giving into his demands. A potential robber approached Nicholson, gave him a bag and told him to fill the bag with money. Nicholson asked the robber to see his weapon and was told, "It's a verbal ransom." Nicholson threw the bag on the floor, jumped over the counter and took off after the would-be robber, who ran out of the bank and down the street outside with Nicholson in pursuit. With the help of another civilian, Nicholson caught the suspect and held him until police arrived to take him into custody. His heroics didn't last long, as he was fired for breaking bank protocol that employees are to comply with a robber's request to prevent others from getting hurt. (MSNBC.com)


8. 'Postal worker helps himself to $86,000 worth of Gamefly games'

Reginald Johnson, 34, of Germantown, Pa., admitted to stealing 2,200 Gamefly games, valued at $86,000, while working as a mail-processing clerk between April and September 2008. Gamefly is a video-game rental service that sends games to subscribers through the mail for $15.95 or $22.95 a month. Johnson allegedly traded the games to a GameStop for store credit. When federal workers tried to arrest him, Johnson led them on a car chase before crashing the car and getting caught. (Philly.com)


9. 'Worker sued over $29,000 tip'

Sara Gaspar, a former Notre Dame employee, is being sued by the school for spending a tip that was supposedly given to her by mistake. Gaspar was given a $29,387 tip after being paid for catering work in April. Notre Dame now says that it was a typing mistake and is demanding Gaspar repay the money. The problem is, it has already been spent, which resulted in the lawsuit. (WiredPRNews.com)


10. 'Hotel-casino worker exposed to secondhand smoke sues employer for $5 million'

Kanie Kastroll, a casino dealer at the Wynn Las Vegas, is suing the hotel for not protecting its employees against secondhand smoke from customers. Kastroll claims she developed asthma and other health problems because of secondhand smoke. She also says that the casino doesn't allow employees to request a smoke-free table and that management allows gamblers to blow smoke directly in the dealers' faces, forbids dealers from protesting, requires them to tell patrons that smoking is allowed and encourages smoking by offering free cigarettes to gamblers. Kastroll says that employees who don't follow these rules are disciplined. (AllHeadlineNews.com)

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CLEVELAND, Ohio— The Cleveland Clinic plans to add 1,800 jobs in 2010.

About 1,600 are to be at the Clinic’s main campus in Cleveland and will include such jobs as doctors and support staff.

Cleveland Clinic had announced a hiring freeze in December 2008. At the time, Chief Executive Dr. Toby Cosgrove also announced restrictions on spending and delayed construction projects.

The Clinic posted a loss of $62 million on $4.9 billion in revenue at the time, mostly because of investment losses during the fiscal crisis. The number of patients increased in 2008, and so did revenue from work such as running tests, performing surgeries and providing care.

The nonprofit Cleveland Clinic has about 40,000 employees.

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Check out Hair Dye That Doesn't Stink Coming Soon!

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Hair Dye That Doesn't Stink Coming Soon!

Filed under: Beauty, Hair, News, Hair Color

In the future, hair dye may actually smell good. Photo: Getty Images

Hair dye stinks. Period.

Unless you are using the gentler (and less effective) no-ammonia versions, the industrial cleaner smell is just an unfortunate part of the process.

Until now. According to Scientific American, L'Oréal has invented an odorless ammonia substitute called INOA (which stands for Innovation No Ammonia). New technology allows for the compound to penetrate deeper into the hair than traditional no-ammonia formulas, allowing permanent coverage, even on grays.

And L'Oréal scientists have observed that the new formula doesn't weaken hair as much as traditional ammonia formulas.

But the new ingredient is controversial.


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Dye It Your Way

Courtesy of Prevention

There's nothing like a great dye job to turn back the clock. Hair color not only covers gray but also boosts volume and shine, makes fine lines less noticeable, and brightens a dull complexion. That is, unless you're still coloring the same way you did in your 30s. "What worked then might be aging you now," says celeb colorist Kim Vo of the Mirage Las Vegas. To the rescue: 3 rules for do-it-yourself dyeing that can make you look and feel a decade younger (no salon required!).

RULE NO 1: Choose an Age-Defying Shade
Extremely light or dark hair looks harsh against mature skin. For the most youthful effect, lighten hair two shades from your current natural color (for instance, from medium brown to light brown or dark blonde). "Going lighter softens your face, so fine lines and age spots are less noticeable," says Gary Howse, creative director of Seattle's Gary Manuel Salon. Besides being flattering, it also minimizes mistakes and avoids noticeable roots.

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RULE NO. 2: Go Multi-tonal
The vibrancy of youthful hair comes from the subtle contrast of color--a mix of highlights and lowlights against your base color. "Nothing is more aging and looks more unnatural than hair that's flat and all one color," says Brad Johns, Clairol's global color director. Next are two tips to re-create this radiant effect:

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Tip 1: Use a multi-tonal dye
A tip-off that a dye delivers multi-dimensional color: The product name contains words such as shimmering, blended, or tone-on-tone. To hide a smattering of silver, choose a demi-permanent dye; if you're more than 40% gray, opt for a permanent color.

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Tip 2: Add highlights
Face-framing highlights make eyes look brighter and give skin a healthy glow. Perfect your technique by "sketching" your pattern beforehand with conditioner, which has a similar consistency to hair color. Face-framing highlights make eyes look brighter and give skin a healthy glow. Compensate for skin sallowness by using a warm shade--look for words such as golden, honey, or amber in the product's name. Stick with hues that are closer to your hair color; for example, brunettes use light brown, not blonde, and redheads use copper.

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RULE No. 3: Apply Like a Pro
For foolproof home coloring that delivers salon-worthy results, try these next three tips:

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Tip 1: Concentrate on roots
When we're younger, our hair is naturally lightest at the ends. To re-create this effect, apply dye to your roots, but not your ends (as some kits instruct)--they soak up color the fastest because they're so porous. During the last 3 minutes of processing, splash water onto the crown of your head and then comb color through from top to bottom. "That shot of water dilutes the dye, creating a more natural-looking hue," says James Corbett, owner of James Corbett Studio in New York City. Rinse hair until water runs clear. Then apply the kit's conditioning treatment, and rinse well. Wait at least 24 hours before shampooing.

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Tip 2: Employ heat
Because heat opens hair's cuticle, warming an old towel in the dryer and wrapping it around your head after applying the dye allows the formula to soak into gray's more stubborn hair shaft.

Tip 3: Try a gloss
There's now a host of at-home glosses (once only available at salons), including tinted formulas that help intensify a fading shade. "They contain silicones that coat and smooth the cuticle, allowing light to reflect evenly," says Vo. Use monthly to maintain shine and vibrancy.

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For amazing at home color, try:
Revlon Frost & Glow Highlighting Kit ($9; www.drugstore.com) for subtle or dramatic streaks with less damage.

Clairol Perfect 10 by Nice 'N Easy ($14; www.drugstore.com), delivers color in 10 minutes--reducing exposure time to harsh chemicals by 50%.

Available in six permanent shades, Garnier Color Breaks ($7.30; www.drugstore.com) can be used after coloring to add lighter or darker tones




Just because the stinky odor is gone, that doesn't necessarily mean it's a healthier product. There are longstanding concerns about work-related asthma in people who are exposed to chemicals like ammonia and monoethanolamine (a component in INOA).

Rebecca Sutton, a senior scientist at the Environmental Working Group, told Scientific American: "I can't say that replacing ammonia-based dyes with those containing monoethanolamine is an improvement for public health, though it will cut down on the noxious odor."

INOA is available in Europe and will be coming to the US during the first part of 2010.

Also in 2010, Garnier is introducing Herbashine, an ammonia-free formula that smells like fruit -- not bathroom cleaner.

Check out Central Ohio Prepares For 1st Storm Of Season

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Central Ohio Prepares For 1st Storm Of Season

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NBC 4 has the bottom line on AEP preps, your up-to-date forecast, storm and pet safety and keeping your holiday decorations secure.

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CENTRAL OHIO—Preparations were underway Tuesday in the case winds pick up and knock down power lines.

The National Weather Service has issued high-wind warnings for Franklin County and surrounding counties until 1 a.m. Thursday. There is the potential for a hazardous high wind event. Sustained winds of at least 40 mph, or gusts of 58 mph or stronger may occur.

The state likely will miss the worst of it as blizzard warnings have been posted in Michigan, Wisconsin and Illinois.

AEP officials said it has been working hard to make sure the trees and vegetation have been scaled back to not interfere with power lines if winds get out of control.

Preparations also were underway at the Ohio Emergency Management Agency Tuesday.

It gathers information from local agencies and makes plans on how the state can assist in case of emergencies associated with the winds and weather.

AEP was planning to use social networking to improve the communication process as well.

AEP’s Twitter and Facebook accounts and its Web site at https://www.aepohio.com/Default.aspx will give local customers real-time updates on outages and response times.

Following windstorm Ike last September, many agencies said they learned from what happened and think they are even better prepared for a windstorm.

Storm Team 4 meteorologists continued to predict strong winds through early Thursday. Click here for your complete forecast and winter-weather advisories.

Staffing was front and center for the agencies. Trucks were gassed up. And they said they’re ready for some long nights, if Mother Nature decides to whip up the winds again.

WINTER WEATHER TIPS FROM THE RED CROSS
As with any disaster, preparation can be the difference between life and death. The Red Cross recommends that individuals and families prepare for winter storms:

- Assemble an emergency preparedness kit: Pack a winter-specific supply kit that includes a warm coat, hat, mittens or gloves, water-resistant boots, extra blankets and extra warm clothing. Sand or non-clumping kitty litter is good to have on hand to help make walkways or steps less slippery. Additionally, make sure you have a first-aid kit and essential medications, canned food and can opener, bottled water, flashlights and a battery-powered radio with extra batteries in your home in the event of a power outage.

- Heed storm warnings: A winter storm WATCH means winter storm conditions are possible within the next 36 to 48 hours. People in a watch area should review their winter storm plans and stay informed about weather conditions via NOAA Weather radio or local radio or television stations. A winter storm WARNING means that life-threatening, severe winter conditions have begun or will begin within 24 hours. Individuals in a warning area should take precautions immediately.

- Prepare your home and car: Winterize your vehicle, and keep the gas tank full, which will help to keep the fuel line from freezing. Make sure your home is properly insulated by installing storm windows or covering windows with plastic from the inside to help keep cold air out. Maintain heating equipment and chimneys by having them cleaned and inspected every year. Running water, even at a trickle, helps to prevent pipes from freezing.

For more information on winter storm preparedness, contact your local chapter of the American Red Cross or visit http://www.redcross.org or http://www.cruzrojaamericana.org.

COLD-WEATHER TIPS FOR PETS FROM THE FRANKLIN COUNTY DOG SHELTER
These tips apply to both cats and dogs.
- If outside, elevate doghouse with door to protect from wind and weather.
- Provide dry, clean bedding materials, such as straw, and remove if/when wet.
- House should be large enough to stand and turn around in but small enough to retain body heat.
- Provide indoor dogs with sleeping area away from drafts.
- Keep pets away from bodies of water that may freeze but not enough to hold their weight.
- Clean paws of hair to prevent ice clinging.
- Clean paws after walks to clear ice and salt.
- Provide adequate fresh, unfrozen water.
- Keep your dog on a leash to prevent it from getting lost due to the loss of ability to smell.
- Keep identification tags up-to-date and on the pet.
- Keep puppies and older dogs inside as they are more susceptible to cold weather, just like humans.
- Keep pets away from antifreeze spills. Dogs like the sweet smell and taste, but it can be lethal in small amounts.
- Don’t leave pets alone in cars during cold weather. When the engine is off, a car can act like a refrigerator.

KEEPING YOUR HOLIDAY DECORATIONS SAFE
Worried about your holiday decorations staying up and in your own yard?

NBC 4 went to McCoy Landscaping’s Mike Clapper about what you can do to protect your decorations.

- Make sure all of your extension cords and lights are outdoor rated. If they are, they should withstand the elements without a problem.
- Lights on your roof and trees should also be OK in the wind. Clapper recommended using shingle tabs to secure lights on your house.
- In heavy wind, icicle lights probably will blow up onto the roof and will need to be flipped down with a long-handled broom.
- Clapper said wreaths probably will be OK if they’re secured with hooks and wire at as few as two points. If not, bring them inside.
- Yard decorations will be the biggest problem because they’re so lightweight. Unless they’re tethered to the ground, they also should be brought inside, especially inflatables.

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Check out Meet the Ped Egg: A tasty (don't call it cheesy) recession success

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When they write the story of the Great Recession, future historians will probably overlook the Ped Egg. That's a pity, because the device, which shaves dead skin off your feet like a cheese grater, is huge, downturn-defying success.

In fact, the Ped Egg is the most successful product in the history of its maker, TeleBrands. The firm, which calls itself the leading television marketing company, has sold some $300 million worth of them, both through its infomercials and through its retail partners, company CEO AJ. Khubani tells DailyFinance. TeleBrands offers its "As Seen on TV" products through a number of retailers, including Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT), Staples Inc. (SPLS) and Sears Holdings Inc. (SHLD).


TeleBrands, whose other gadgets and gizmos include the Jupiter Jack hands-free device for cell phones and the Windshield Wonder auto glass cleaner, first conceived of the Ped Egg in 2006 but shelved it for what it thought were more promising products, says Khubani, who is one of many with the unofficial title of "Infomercial King." He was a close friend of the late pitchman Billy Mays, and says he was shocked by his sudden death earlier this year.

"Starting in December 2007 [when the economy tanked] ... our sales started getting better," Khubani says. "We are seeing a bad economy we propel our economy to a new level."

TeleBrands markets products in the $10 to $20 price range, making them easily affordable for cash-strapped consumers. Sales in 2009 are expected to be flat compared to 2008, when sales doubled their 2007 levels. Khubani declined to provide more specifics about his closely held company.

Desperate TV networks have also helped bolster the company's bottom line, slashing the prices on commercial time to fire-sale rates with discounts of as much as 50%, he says. This doesn't make commercials precisely cheap now, but they are certainly less expensive than they have been.

On the Lookout for the Next 'Egg' Edison


Who has come up with the next Ped Egg, and what will it be? TeleBrands hopes the answer will come through the door during one of the periodic "Inventor's Days" competitions it holds at its headquarters in Fairfield, N.J.

Wannabe entrepreneurs get five minutes to convince Khubani and his staff that their idea is the greatest thing since the Snuggie. Among the products receiving the American Idol treatment during next week's competition at TeleBrands' New Jersey headquarters will be the "Gutter Gremlin," the "FindIt Key Finder" and the "Tearless Onion."

Khubani, who found three promising products during the last competition, has little patience for those who think his offerings are cheesy.

"The sales speak for themselves," he says

*THE OLD PHONE ON THE WALL.*

Thanks to Trudi for this one too!


When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to
reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing she did not know. Information. Please could supply anyone's number and the correct time.

My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy.

I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway. The telephone! Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the
receiver in the parlor and held it to my ear.

"Information, please" I said into themouthpiece just above my head.

A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.

"Information."

"I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough
now that I had an audience.

"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.

"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.

"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.

"No,"I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."

"Can you open the icebox?" she asked.

I said I could.

"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.

After that, I called "Information Please" for everything.. I asked her forhelp with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was. She helped me with my math.





She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.

Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called,

Information Please," and told her the sad story. She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not consoled. I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"

She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, " Wayne , always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."

Somehow I felt better.

Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."

"Information," said in the now familiar voice. "How do I spell fix?"

I asked.

All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest . When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston . I missed my friend very much."Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and Isomehow never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall. As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me..

Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then. I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.

A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle . I had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then
without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, "Information Please."

Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.

"Information."

I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying,

"Could you please tell me how to spell fix?"

There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have healed by now."

I laughed, "So it's really you," I said. "I wonder if you have anyidea how much you meant to me during that time?"

I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your call meant to me.

I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."

I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.

"Please do", she said. "Just ask for Sally."

Three months later I was back in Seattle .. A different voice answered,

"Information."

I asked for Sally.

"Are you a friend?" she said.

"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this,"She said. "Sally had been working part time the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago."

Before I could hang up, she said, "

Wait a minute, did you say your name was Wayne ?" "

Yes." I answered.

"Well, Sally left a message for you.

She wrote it down in case you called.

Let me read it to you."

The note said,

"Tell him there are other worlds to sing in.

He'll know what I mean."

I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant. Never underestimate the impression you may make on others..

Whose life have you touched today?

Why not pass this on? I just did....

Lifting you on eagle's wings.

May you find the joy and peace you long for.

Life is a journey... NOT a guided tour.

I loved this story and just had to pass it on.

I hope you enjoy it too.

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Thanks to Trudi for this one!


THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes .

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids
;
keep his assigned house clean ,
correct all homework ,
and
complete science projects ,
cook , do laundry , < /SPAN>
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.


Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives ,
and send cards out
on time--no emailing
.

Each man must also
take each child to a
doctor's appointment ,
a
dentist appointment
and a
haircut appointment .

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies
or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house ,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done .

The men must
shave their
legs ,
wear makeup daily ,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes ,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed .

During one of the six weeks ,
the
men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other du ties..


They must attend
weekly school meetings ,
church , and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them , dress them ,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name..
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

Oh yes, did I mention that they have to work a 40 Hour/Week job in addition to these few tasks

and feed the dog, oops got to keep that water bowl filled!?

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.


If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as you

think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can

handle it.
Just don't send it back to me.....
I'm going to bed.