The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait....
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I knew it !!!!!!!!)
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And the best for last....
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait....
****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
*************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
************************************ ***********************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !
************************************************************************ ****
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
***************************************************************************
Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I knew it !!!!!!!!)
***************************************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
So.......................
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