Observations on Growing Older ---

Observations on Growing Older ---

~It's harder to tell navy from black!

~Everything old is new again, but if you wore it before, you're too old towear it the 2nd time around!

~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them!..but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Yellow becomes the big color...walls...hair...teeth!

~Going out is good. Coming home is better!

~When people say you look "Great"...they add "for your age"!

~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything...movies, hotels ...flights.

~You forget names...but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew
you.

`~The last 2 outfits you wore had spots on them.

~You ask your husband or friend how your outfit looks and they tell you the truth!

~The five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you cared to do,you don't care to do,but you care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married. Now, " I hope they STAY married!"

`Who wants to wear 3" heels anyway?

`You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.

~When GOOGLE.ipod.email.modem .were unheard of and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.

~You use more 4 letter words..."what?"..."when?" ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?

~Many of the people in People Magazine you've never heard of.

~Your concealer doesn't conceal.

~Your lipstick bleeds.

~Your mascara clumps and your eyebrows are disappearing.

~You don't have hair under your arms and very little on your legs but your chin needs to be plucked daily!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

`You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet....2 of which you will never wear.

~~~~But old is good in some things:...old songs...old movies And best of all OLD FRIENDS!