TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
'1'Blaming your farts on me.....not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'Yelling at me for barking.I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo - what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'How you act disgusted when I lick myself.Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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