The Economy is SO bad...

Thanks to Lisa C. for this funny!

The economy is so bad that
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds
and the kid behind the counter asked,

"Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad
if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"

you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad

parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies

and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad

a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad
people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

Light travels faster than sound..
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.